2008

12th Level Ham Mastery

Todd considers opening a pub near his home.

The Three-Cabbage Dinner

Paul is very enthusiastic about his new lady friend; Chris prepares for a very long and busy day.

Three Red Bands

Lauren considers her tattoo options. 

The Surgical Strike

A man from Long Island annoys a full subway car; Chris puts drink bitches on notice.

In A Quiet, Understated Way

Abby is living like a hermit in Montreal; Mom is frustrated by Christine’s unwillingness to...

T-First Round Draft Pick's Ambien & Lime...

Todd imagines having a relationship with Isabella Rossellini; New Jillian is not bothered by a...

Kissena

A mandatory class is completely useless; Vicky wonders if she’s the antagonist in the movie...

Bindles

Bryan talks about interviewing two members of his favorite band; Paul loses his job.

You're Eating Yesterday

Mike and Bryan offer some very useful advice; New Jillian and New Heather feel tired and...

RFJ5LGGFE

Todd may have psychic talents, Lindsay gets a cupcake, Heather is pleased with her progress on a...

Can It Have A Hole?

Matty has a party of his roof, Erik has ideas for a perverse reality show, and Liz laments hiring an...

In Fiction, I Imagine

Chris’ phone can do many new things; Sam’s luck has improved since losing his job.

A Ramp To The Moon

Chris and Kevin reminisce about a brand of blue soda pop.

I Wanna Make A Recognition

New Jillian is troubled by a call-and-response excercise at work; Sarvi suffers the consequences of...

Identity Is Bottomless

A favorite artist explains his latest work; Todd is troubled by his ex-girlfriends.

Post-Spazzing And Bleeding

Lindsay is injured on the job, Christine offers useful advice, and Eric replaces his stolen iPod.

Overdue For A Windfall

Susan has a fight with her boyfriend, Jillian is proud of her clafoutis, and Eric is pursued by a...

Suicide Grove and the Realm of Sports

A trip to a theme park is unexpectedly humiliating; a visit to a convenience store is surprisingly...

People On Every Roof Top

Emily arrives in New York; Lia provides a view of the fireworks. 

The Parable Of Plato's Shame Cave

Andrew is perfectly happy not doing anything at all; Todd is amused by the concept of ham brûlée. 

Secret Badass

An essay sparks a minor controversy; New Jillian questions the merits of a well-respected musician.

Deserve Better

Maura and New Jillian do their best to be supportive; a project is postponed for a week.

A Billion Sorries

Marc accidentally triggers a mild panic; everyone recommends an art installation on the day of its...

Land Dolphin

Chris just wants to swim and climb things.

Apples With Apples

The gang plays games at Meghan’s birthday party; Todd gets way too drunk to drive home.

Truth Tellers

Todd disparages a dead comedian; New Jillian laments her commitment to Taco Bell as a young woman.

Sports Boobs

Jenny deals with a young man who believes that he is the victim of institutional sexism.

What Is Your Conclusion?

Eric thoroughly enjoys a sandwich; Todd correctly predicts the reason for an important meeting at...

The Disparate Range Of Emotions

Christine announces her wedding engagement. 

The Laughing Disease

Lauren interviews a confident woman with enormous hair.

The Call Of The Bouncy Castle

Todd regrets eating and drinking too much, Sam describes Faith’s home, and Lindsay buys too...

Smoothie Form

Lauren tells a story about being appalled by tourists at “Ground Zero.” 

Spreading The Jam

A quick interview turns into an unexpected source of income; Bryan has a reading at a bongo-free...

Don't Expect

Too much advance speculation puts a damper on an otherwise exciting occasion.

The Coaster

Lia deals with intense pain, Paul is paranoid, and New Jillian is embarrassed by her brother’s...

Burrito Wisdom

Chris is correct about a number of things; a visit to the DMV goes much easier than expected.

Negative Spin

New Jillian criticizes counterproductive behavior; representatives of a famous band offer an...

Keep Your Eyes Open

Dad offers reassuring words, and tells a story about having to stay totally still for twenty...

All Those Satellites Think The Same

A concert is delayed by severe rain, Joe’s phone is ruined, and there may be a hovercraft in...

Before August

Amanda is wary of deadlines; Paul doesn’t notice Erik at the bar.

The Size Of Gazebos

Eric ponders an age-old question; Joe insists on paying for train tickets.

We'd Never Be That Lucky

Honesty and paranoia prevent Mom from keeping a free computer.

What I Learned About Anti-Life

Despite some hopeful news, problems abound as the planet seems to hurtle itself into the sun.

Another Day, Set On Fire

Extreme heat makes it nearly impossible to accomplish anything.

The Girls At These Things

Heather is extremely impressed by young artists from Baltimore, Anjali chats up a cartoonist, and...

The Sarcastic Light

Mike critiques a painting; Rachel overhears an appalling conversation about politics at a diner.

99.9 Percent

A long term project enters its final stage, an experiment doesn’t quite work out, and a...

The Delicious Difference

Chris convinces himself that he ought to buy the bigger pizza.

A Good Boy Tonight

Meghan cannot remember the name of that one guy on Saturday Night Live.

Loving The Detectives

Heather seeks advice and guidance for an ambitious new project.

Silverfudge

The gang treats New Heather to a cheeseburger before she departs for San Francisco.

Notional Boner

After a Sunday drive full of inspired thoughts, Todd discovers that his car has died in a parking...

Whitehall

After a long, uncomfortable train ride, Lauren is disappointed to discover that a free event is too...

The Recycling Bin

A supposedly lost ticket is found; buyer’s remorse strikes three times over.

Pie Week On Rape Cakes

The gang gets together for a wrap party, Pack has ideas for reality television, and Lauren is...

There's Nothing To Freak Out About

After imagining that he may cross paths with his ex-girlfriend, Todd runs into his ex-girlfriend....

Planet Florida

Kerrie suggests a new job, Jillian provides some consolation, and Kevin’s son is biting other...

Where The Magic Happens

Maura and Joe host an impromptu cook-out.

Not Un-Sunny

Mom and Dad enjoy a baseball game; Amanda finds some nice old things at a thrift shop in Cape Cod.

Little Star

Chris runs several blocks to buy a dvd, Andrew’s peppers are way too hot, and Todd hosts a...

Always Akimbo

Eric gets a tour of the city.

Hothouse Blogger

Everyone is annoyed by the antics of a famous writer.

Exhibit A (For Both Sides of the...

Bryan is skeptical about networking, Erik doesn’t know any big shots, Amanda is unsure of her...

The Endless Corridor of Locked Doors

Susan and New Jillian offer advice and moral support; Chris has ideas on how to make Iceman gay.

Confirmation Number

Work hours are cut short, a debt is resolved, and Chris is comforted by tortellini.

Anonymous Origami

Lauren is confused by the actions of a balding spazz.

Everything Is Going To Be A Dilemma

Todd would not get breast implants if he were a woman; New Heather and Erik get busted in the park.

It's Over

The gang gets very, very bad news from corporate. Heather tells an amusing story about a Turkish...

Succotashed

Cameron pitches a movie about Thor; Chris upsets himself by ordering the same thing as everyone...

Community College

A rapper doesn’t show up on time, Pack’s comedic sensibility is questioned, and Mike...

Third World Prison Yoga

Ave is overly impressed by a resume; Maura and New Jillian are horrified by a pop song.

Eat Ham, Be Rad, Ride A Skateboard

Maura is sick of privileged white men, Todd is amazed by a pick-up line involving waffles, and...

Your Wisdom and Discretion

Bryan searches for a book about Willem de Kooning; Mom offers words of encouragement.

Pieces Of Junk

Lauren is surprised when a movie screening in canceled.

Major Nibbles

Lauren must renegotiate her job, Sam gets a nickname, and a commute is extended by nearly an hour.

The Knock-On Effect

Bryan turns in his manuscript, New Jillian returns from Florida, and Lauren thinks about the...

Every Color In Creation

Amanda prepares to meet a major celebrity; a pop singer gets a cold.

Approximately Awesome

Sam has a mustache; the death of an actor’s pet makes the day slightly easier.

Faculty Hat

Eric tells a story about getting into a fight, and Lia recounts an unpleasant chain of events.

These Are The Things That Matter

Chris is disappointed about missing the sombrero.

Dem Divers Peas Mns

Dad is feeling better, mom has a recipe for tilapia, and Lindsay considers some new classes.

Seal Or No Seal

Matt presides over his final morning meeting; the gang is amused by an amoral seal.

No One Needs Talent

Lauren stands too close to a painting; a concert is interrupted by fire fighters.

Small and Marginal

Ed attempts to woo an attractive young receptionist, and the gang throws a going away party for...

Most Dicks Do

New Jillian is horrified by the concept of plastic surgery for male genitalia.

Blood Diamonds For Chocolate

Pack reveals uncomfortable details about his personal life, New Jillian is disturbed by narcissistic...

Maximizing On Happiness

Amanda is freaked out by her roommate’s bedbug problem; Chris throws a video game and pizza...

Like The Thai Hot Sauce

Todd is very impressed by the facial expressions of a keyboard player.

Enjoy Your Bordello Of Blood,...

Several people are stumped by a photograph of a rock star’s bourdoire, Susan is optimistic...

So So So Bored

Ed wears a flowery shirt, Chris details his Chipotle regimen, and a meeting is rescheduled.

Think Like A Javelin Thrower

After a night of heavy drinking, Swangy offers some advice.

The Same Page

Lauren’s bike is stolen; Todd has ideas about glow sticks.

As Soon As It's Done

A sudden cancellation results in a mad dash to meet a tight deadline.

Holly and Lollipop

Chris dismisses the possibility of 50 Cent’s altruism; Todd recaps an evening of farce and...

Glacier

Lauren acquires a bicycle from a friendly man in sandles.

M. Lauer

Eric is angered by an essay, Amanda visits her boss in the hospital, and the gang watches a screener...

Max Headroom

Ave leads a seminar; Erik is impressed by the British.

I'm Not Totally Scared Of You

Lauren is troubled by a dispute with an ex; Amanda reveals a tragic part of her childhood.

Bitter Battles

Chris imagines dire political scenarios, grumbles about his industry, and is disturbed by the...

"Pineapple Island Business Plaza"

Anxieties are amplified by a handful of difficult assignments.

9-7

The gang eats expensive junk food at a baseball game.

Good Luck With My Mouth

A visit to the dentist’s office is marked by bad news and minor relief.

I'm With Everyone and Yet Not

The thrill of a well-attended karaoke party is diminished somewhat by a few notable absences.

I Am A Leader Of Men

Lauren has no sympathy for Britney Spears. Free tickets are acquired via unlikely connections.

Everyone Has A Store

Old ideas are revisited with a new clarity, Susan feels a bit maudlin, and Kevin is unable to act as...

Into Pure Gold

New Jillian gets a pep talk; Tuesday is mistaken for Wednesday.

Friendly Advice

A dull, persistent pain limits productivity; Chris ponders his political leanings.

Good To Great

Bryan is pleased to see his book on display, Dad is feeling better, and Todd has a hard time with...

James Blunt's Dick Thrives On Suffering

After an evening of bowling, the gang spends some time on Lia’s roof.

Backtracking

Negotiations lead to frustration; Matt offers constructive criticism.

The Sick Day

An unexpected day off allows for some much-needed solitude.

Corpses & Beer

John Vanderslice is a hero, Lauren tells a story about her trip to Minneapolis, and Stephen Malkmus...

Chutzpahs Pluralized

A highly anticipated encounter with a favorite artist turns out to be a mellow, low-key occasion.

It Won't Mess Up Your Hair

An irritible disposition adds a touch of sourness to a handful of friendly interractions. Todd...

Toffee Studded Custard Hug

Mom has bad news about taxes, Andrew imagines a recipe for cabbage cake, and a French fry lands on...

The Dreaminess Of Living

Incompatible schedules result in yet more delays. Todd needs a new coffee machine, Christopher is...

My Friends & Geniuses

Tyler and his band deliver a joyous performance despite a low turnout; Olga and her band dazzle the...

Roofieberry Nights

A hilariously awful movie provides Todd with a bit of inspiration, and Amanda considers moving to a...

Servicey Interruptions

A series of minor accomplishments are nearly outweighed by a petty annoyance.

Moms Didn't Dig

A band of colorful, flamboyantly dressed young people provide a welcome dose of levity and...

Possible Cancellations

Unforseen difficulties get in the way of planning a highly anticipated event. Chris’...

Bettersweet

New Heather relates the details of a pleasant date, Lauren is concerned about a job interview, and...

Will She Smell Alone?

Chris celebrates his birthday with steaks, drinks, and karaoke, but is troubled by a difficult...

Smileys In The Columns

Two men provide the gang with a spread of artisinal cheeses, breads, charcuterie, oysters, and fancy...

Slightly Out Of Phase

A difference of opinion arouses feelings of dissatisfaction and superiority.

Primary and Secondary

Sarah resurfaces, John is annoyed by a prickly pianist, and Lauren returns from her vacation.

Lateral Progression Sandwich

A mildly amusing game involving muffins provides distraction from a pile-up of minor problems.

Ma Something

Chris is aggravated by American pop culture, Maura offers some reassuring words, and Heather’s...

Lead Time

Daniella reveals a major development in her life, but is afraid to share the news with some of her...

Big Goats

Lindsay moves into a new apartment, Todd makes his debut on stage, and Paul laments a missed...

Co-Prosperity Sphere

A documentary about LARPers makes Erik feel better about his life. Pack reveals the dark secrets of...

What Will You Do In Katmandu?

Matt announces his imminent departure. Dad’s condition worsens.

Eternal Strobe Light

Amanda helps to alleviate boredom. The gang says goodbye to Jonathan at a karaoke party.

Getting Impressions

A constant forgetfulness disrupts the rhythm of an ordinary day. Olga is unsure of her next move.

Good Luck With Your Mouth

Amanda’s face is numb. The gang eats an entire thing of candy beans.

Quiet You Down

An intriguing film is followed by an exasperating Q&A session. A quick trip home is more...

Sweded Rain, Sweded Rain

Dad puts off taking his medication, Lauren is unsure of how to finish an assignment, and heavy rain...

Jagged & Expanding

Pack wants a nickname, Mike enjoys a moment in the spotlight, and a rain storm gets in the way of...

Acceptable Realities

A successful project yields excellent publicity, and a boost in status.