January 2012
0 posts
The End Of Days
It was time to stop.
December 2011
31 posts
Doing Business
Meghan is the first to visit the new place.
Roll Credits
Someone gets excited about maybe seeing Thurston Moore in a book store.
A Better Party
Erik is proud of who he is; Alex has some controversial theories.
Just Let The Gun Surprise You
Jillian finds it easier to make friends in California.
Move
Shirley wants to bring music to the kids.
It's Just A Thought
Andrew keeps making the same challah joke.
Like I Set Your Bedroom On Fire
Lia is concerned about people not dressing warm enough.
Text Of Unacceptibility
Chris spots the plot holes.
Crab Cakes As Ever
Todd is sad that his surgeries have not transformed his soul.
Grooving On Planet Awesome
Jessica doesn’t understand the nature of her pains.
Stunting On Life's Jumbotron
Jessica has some buyer’s remorse; Arianna wants to be a progressive yuppie.
Infinite Chances
Todd does not want to become attuned to the maniac frequency.
Enjoy Your Skinny Guy With Emotional Problems
Chris knew things were heading towards a relationship when a guy made him a roasted chicken; New Sarah is disgusted by a pack of bros.
A Wine Bar Called Beerland
Meghan needs to find a way to manage her time; Xtine and Erik form Fart Fort.
Luxurious Woman
Kasia’s home is never without ice cream.
Unplugged
Jessica is obsessed with spas; Halle doesn’t know why a guy with bad pants won’t give her a call.
Off The Dome
Maria doesn’t know her specialty, New Lindsay hates music, and Jessica gets a special lollipop.
Black Rose Portrait
Jessica resolves to kick a bad habit.
How Many Puerto Rican Girls?
Shara has shot down some rock stars; Rob honors his wife’s request not to read The Hunger Games.
License Rock
Bex does not stand in the way of a rom-com scenario; Mary is distracted by the references to New Jersey in Bruce Springsteen’s music.
Sexless Orgy
Jessica is concerned about her liver; Bex is a swagger coach.
Overwhelllllmmmmmed
Sean laments 200 terrible comic books.
Boom Shaka Laka
Jessica doesn’t think writers are cool; Rob is impressed by Maria.
Suffice To Say, Weirdnesses
Jessica is discouraged; Todd is lightheaded.
The Bounty Lumberjack Wasn't A Pansy
Kasia runs it through the weirdo thingy; Todd will build artisanal laser guns.
Every Little Pattern Of No
New Lindsay is amazed by how helpful therapy can be.
Nearly Infinite
Diana advises to seize imperfect moments.
Halfway
Jessica doesn’t want to be the dynamic one.
Pets Pets Pets
Jaime is asked about where her life is going, Erik looks good all tousled up and Jessica does not throw up.
Welcome To The Occupation
Jessica has to get legal; Arianna can name all the babes.
Dead To Rights
Jessica does not understand comic books.
November 2011
30 posts
Lust, How Do You Do This Thing?
Kimberly wants to act more like a boy.
Building A Table
Kasia is tired of pretty boys; Mary uses her father’s fancy toiletries.
Super Rare
Jessica has worries; Kasia stays in bed.
Albert Greenpoint
Jessica unfairly stereotypes chiropractors.
The Gold Medal Round
Bex sings a tribute to Iceland.
People Are Boring
Jillian feels at home on the west coast.
Endless Early Evening
Erica has very bad luck on eves; Mary defends nerdy outfits.
Firm Reset
Maura doesn’t like thin-skinned males.
If You're Good
Jessica offers swag tips.
Projecting Thoughts Outward
Jenn connects with her little sister by listening to Drake; Kimberly gets shy about a dude.
To Get Over This
Todd prepares for another surgery; Matthew realizes his novel is an endurance test.
Reeses 3:16
Jessica lobbies hard for a cat or dog that she can visit.
A Face And A Form
Jessica provides some real talk.
Sexy Bee
Jessica pushes for the Andrew plan; New Lindsay insists on a hopeful outlook.
Tight White Vinyl Pants
Todd has more bad luck; New Jillian deals with some tough 8th graders.
Water Level
Mary is kind of confused about what to do about the guy she wants to hate but doesn’t hate; Kasia searches for a pizza crown.
Far Too Many Vowels
Jessica wants to switch verticals; Arianna wants to be really wealthy and famous and respected and roundly adored.
You Have To Sing With Me
Strangers reveal incredibly intense things to Bex, Erik can’t pick up a girl in front of her mom, and Maria meets a new guy.